Monday, July 12, 2010

~ Important Women's Health Issue ~


Important Woman's Health Issue:
* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

* Do you suffer from shyness?

* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.


Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.


Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.


Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.


Side effects may include:

- Dizziness


- Nausea


- Vomiting


- Incarceration


- Erotic lustfulness


- Loss of motor control


- Loss of clothing


- Loss of money


- Loss of virginity


- Table dancing


- Headache


- Dehydration


- Dry mouth


- And a desire to sing Karaoke


WARNINGS:


* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.


* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.


* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

;-)

7 comments:

Julie Harward said...

What a bunch of craziness...so glad I don't drink! LOL This is about like everything else out there that holds the magic cure..but with a few minor side affects! :D

Deborah said...

Hi! That is soooo funny, I wish I drank more and maybe I should try one just for the "fun" of it!
xxoo
Deborah

CRAZYMOM said...

This is hilarious, Pat! I love the pregnancy warnings! And the warning about telling your friends you love them...so funny! I need a margarita night!

LovelyBee said...

Omg this was such a fun start to my day! :) Thank you! I'm going to send this to all my margarita lovers :)

xox
Ayan

clustres said...

And some guacamole! Yeah!

Burlap Luxe said...

This was sooooo! Funny I needed a LOL!!! today!

Thank you Gypsy girl, I have a Gypsy cottage sign that I created due to my gypsy passion :)

Let all things ROCK your GYPSY SOUL!!
xx
Dore

Second Wind photography said...

so so funny!! ;D love reading it!